K Town Massive

Thought I had lots of interesting things to say... turns out I'm wrong.

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

I think my son is a cat, he keeps refusing to put pants on and then waving his bare arse in my face. #parenting #PArentingTips

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

I'm shocked at how many Charles Bukowski twitter pages there are and how none of them are run by someone just getting shitfaced day in day out. My time has come. #wineo

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

My son has been watching a 72 minute youtube of someone pulling lego out of different coloured slime and making them into the Cars Cars.... anything to avoid parenting hungover I guess. #advice #bestmumever

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

Last tweet I sent out was before Donad Trump was president. WOW I really don't have any interesting things to say... and no one to read them eveb if I did.

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

Realistically #trump just got caught "locker room" bragging! not saying boys will be boys though, am saying dicks will be dicks! #debate

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

#HilaryClinton would be FANTASTIC at answering the age old interview question "what are your weaknesses?" #PresidentialDebate

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

It would be so easy to turn the #PresidentialDebate platform into an octagon! almost too easy

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

#Trump says Twitter is a great way of communicating, my toddler's ability to scream and throw tantrums is also a great way of communicating

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

Donald Trump: All Clinton will do if elected is talk!
Also Donald Trump *won't stop talking shit*
#trump #PresidentialDebate #debate

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

Did I hear right? Did Trump srly WIN that debate? America, Ya'll need to learn to LOVE yourselves!!!

#realtalk #truthbomb #debate

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

Why I'll never fall pregnant:
1. Coffee
2. Alcohol
3. Sushi
4. Cheese
5. The soul crushing hard work and responsibility of raising a child

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

#HilaryClinton a little smug about her chances of winning this election, as so she should! #PresidentialDebate

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

This guy can't even follow basic instructions! "2 minutes!" "Don't interrupt!" And you want him to be president #trump #PresidentialDebate

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

#Trump proving to all students why you can't get your facts, information and "quotes" off wikipedia. #PresidentialDebate

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

China should fix North Korea for America? Already passing the buck for his failure if he becomes president #trump #PRESIDENTIALDEBATE

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

If I put comedian in my bio does that make me funny?

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

Baby logic: Screw these baby safe toys everyone brought me, I spy Something that can kill me, I wanna put it in my mouth!! #theyhavenologic

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

Opened a packed of noodles and then remembered I'm fat, gotta lose the baby weight. So now I eat nothing #babyweight #diet #fuckthis #mum

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

Considering swapping all eating utensils with only disposable ones since the boys seem incapable of cleaning a fork. #revenge #domesticwars

[K Town Massive @kylybeardcore]

Customer service:
1. Friendily harrass customer who clearly aren't buying anything.
2. Be no where around when customers clearly need help.