kyle

haha

[Doki 🏆 @dokibird]

We need US to win to complete the top 16 C.U.M. (Canada, USA, Mexico) Trifecta. We can’t C.U.M. without U

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Beer doesn’t complain when you finish in 30 seconds remember that fellas

[~ @7why__ydm]

People who get in the shower feet first make me sick 🤢

[jae @youngjaetwe]

sex is temporary faker is forever

[Heatle @FromDWade]

If Giannis joined prime Kobe, yall would say that’s a title contender without knowing the rest of the players

Now when Giannis joins a better scorer than Kobe, they are apparently a play in team

Make it make sense

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

for every time Mexico scores tonight I take a shot of tequila and for every time South Korea scores I take a shot of soju 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

Ages when you suffer a lot:

17
23
27

[ratte @rattecs]

Caffeine? Fuck yes

Nicotine? Sure

Alcohol? Yes

Gambling? Yes

Full sugar soda? Never.

[Ang @Ang106249]

having a crush on someone when you’re fat n kinda ugly is the most humiliating feeling, sorry i like you

[ndotdiab @ndotdiab]

me taking one last look at my parlay before i press submit

[Andrew @Dodgersandrewjf]

Whatever couple went to the Dodger game for Dodgers date night, i hope y’all break up

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points.

Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

[hunter @3gpmh]

at the missing you factory and they just gave me a raise

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Steph hitting clutch threes, Draymond clamping Kawhi in crunchtime, LeBron has to carry his team again, Bieber is topping the charts

Welcome back summer 2016

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

I got attached to you so fast because you were the first person to make me feel something after being numb for so long

[Artemis 🐺 @canis_artemis]

me when I get a notification from her

[: @_dxllz7]

realizing you’re washed at a game you were once good at

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

Do you ever sit back and realize you're not anybody's favourite person, you're just kinda there and then you get the sudden urge to distance yourself from everyone and chill alone