Kylie

I'm fart and I'm smunny and I'm a prize

[Liz @LizzieElise]

listening to hilary duff’s new album on repeat

[luck... or something OUT NOW @be4ghoststory]

did you know that Hilary Duff is the most closely related American celebrity to the British Royal Family? we should remove everyone in the Royal Family until Hilary is the only one left and becomes the Queen of the UK

[JP @jpmovies24]

"My friends, you bow to no one."

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

This is my Barbenheimer

#TheTraitorsUS #ThePitt

[al bedazzle @_YOUNGBABY_]

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set

[Storm ❤️‍🔥 @Stormycol2]

I hope my kids don’t get a peanut allergies like a f*cking dork

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

[aries fairy ☽˚｡⋆ @sopapiaaa]

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch love island like men do with sports

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i drive home so quick after work like i’m late for the house

[Claire Rehfuss @ClaireRehfuss]

i’ve seen enough, we need Taylor Frankie Paul in the traitors castle. #SecretLivesOfMormonWives

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Ashlee Simpson was right; on Tuesday, I am fading.

[🫶🏽🤎 @wateryonce]

funniest jersey shore editing moment of all-time.. while the girls are arguing their taxi it just cuts to the guys quiet as hell in theirs.. producers and editors deserved a raise 🤣

[Hannah Tran @hannytran]

Still don’t know who J420, Joey Yanks, & Bill are but I think about them every day.

& @JENNIWOWW’s iconic quote “You can stay and get your ass beat” x10

[alesha kenaley @aleshamarie56]

how it feels asking people at work if they’re watching white lotus

[h @harry_jrh]

viewed someone’s story 10 seconds after it was posted

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… dalee 🍀😉

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

Mike White writing that Sam Rockwell scene