kenny

you got the right idea, but the wrong bitch

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

okay, hear me out. a “bruhternity.” kinda like a frat/sorority but with bruh girls. we only dress cute on saturday, drink beer, we wear sweats M-F, must be athletic in some way, at one point you had to be considered “one of the guys.” immaculate idea if you ask me. let me know

[bug girl @buggirl]

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

[S🌸 @SikhoSomke]

i've come to the conclusion that regardless of how much sleep i get i will always be tired.

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

you’re not from missouri if you cross a river bridge and don’t comment on how the river looks

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

@morgannharriso1 when there fries come out HOT 🥵

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

@uno_dos_tress i’m regretful for you

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

my face when we get more than 4 hours of sleep 😅

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

@GraceBurrows2 it was good, it just went on too long 😭

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

@Dae_BaeDae that just means they weren’t meant to be in your life. think of it as a favor to avoid a terrible future heart break 🥰

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

My Kinda Folk by @lukecombs is literally my friend group. I can’t describe us any better

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

me: what are you gonna be for Halloween?

4 year old: A COSTUME!!!

I mean right, but wrong.

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

3 year old @ snack time: I want soda!!

me: well you don’t get soda at school, you know that silly

him: well, I LIKE BEER

me: okay well we don’t get that here either

him: *long sigh*

I know buddy. I know. me too

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

8 year old: I discovered a new color of gray

me: okay what’s it called?

him: your mom

ouchhhhh

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

kids are so funny lmao “look at all these cuties ready to go to school”

6 year old: IM SIX!!!

thank you, i’m glad you know your age

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

my first 2 kids walk into my class today (they are siblings) and the sister straight up says “our parents are divorcing.” IM SORRY 😭 then the brother goes “so you’re just gonna tell everyone huh?” poor kids ):

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

@GraceBurrows2 it gets better though. he also told me I looked “magnificent” and then after I said I wanted some candy he said “I want you” 😂

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

*me ironing something for a 7 year old today at my daycare*
me: ouch that’s hot!!
7 yr old: you’re hot!!

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

i’m not saying under pay fast food workers in anyway, but give me a raise for teaching the future adults of America.

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

@Lindsey26321923 he really casually said this like my jaw wasn’t gonna hit the floor

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

“I was on vacation seeing my mom and grandma. one time I burnt my moms house down, on accident though” -6 year old I work with

[kenny @kyndra_morgan]

@Hunter_Kelemen ask that person to communicate better when they don’t like the way you’re taking care of certain situations. if ya don’t know, ya can’t fix it.