Sometimes I think “oh I’ve definitely seen the smallest lesbian I’ll ever see” and then a Keebler elf in a Carhartt beanie and microscopic hiking boots will pop out of a literal hollow
Not saying this isn't a good thing to say, but it's worth noting that enacting such mass layoffs in Japan (to, say, juice the numbers of a quarterly report for shareholders) is essentially illegal. Labor law is what fundamentally protects Japanese employees, not benevolent CEOs.