Kynli 🔪✨

(ken)-(lee) // she/her // Welcome to the Terror Dome ✨🦕📺🍋🎢🍀🎨🌪️🐌🪩🏴‍☠️⚡️🌭🪡👻🫧 I’m just a lil spicy chicken nugget made of cheese

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

No one : How’s your day going?

Me :

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

Oh the weather outside is weather

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

I can 𝓕𝓔𝓔𝓛 the years being taken from my life every single time someone comes up to my desk and says “ding dong”.

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

Large parts of my day are now spent letting the cat know that she has “SO many toys” while she is in the midst of playing with something that is in fact not a toy.

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

so far, so fingers crossed.” And my immediate response was “please come cough directly into my face.” You know, slightly haha sarcasm, and also haha plz make me sick too so I can go sleepy night night instead of sitty type type.

They didn’t respond and no one laughed.

halp me

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

You know that quote that’s been circulating lately that’s like, “I need more people to be weird, I can’t do all this by myself..” or some variation of it.
One of my coworkers came in talking about having a cough, “but tested twice and came up negative for everything,

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

Are me and @SoosheeYT broke as shit from moving and weren’t planning on buying gifts this year? Yes.

Did our 8 year old, typically doll obsessed niece ask for an accordian for Christmas? Also yes.

So that’s happening.

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

Every recent video and photo of Ben Affleck depicts a man having the worst day of his life, everyday.

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

togepi angrily eating a banana

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

Finna be awake alllll night because, you know, ✨A✨N✨X✨I✨E✨T✨Y✨

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

what

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

I guess Nextdoor is an appropriate place to post a cryptic post about how heart broken you are about the loss of a celebrity you never knew personally.

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

How stupid do you feel thinking that I paid for the @Starbucks I’m drinking this morning?

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

@2legit2grandpa You’re my favorite

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

Truly I’m just a little soup princess.

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

Who knew that actually eating breakfast in the morning would make me less of a moody seething gremlin!

[Kynli 🔪✨ @kynlowren]

A long pensive chew on a 90’s @Barbie high heel would really hit right now.