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what a time to be alive💫 msu alumna💚

[Minister for Cork @CMATfan69]

i’m crying you never ever know what’s going on in someone’s house

[Tifeh✨🧚 @bholu_tifeh]

refusing to make it official so I can talk to other guys because I don’t support cheating>>>>

[Carolyn @CweenCarolyn]

accidentally pressing $4 tip on my matcha instead of no tip

[We Did It Joe!! @JU_Knee_3]

When my friends say “see you at the next spot” but I know I’m headed home.

[aru @pologt3435]

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy
Lowkey she’s next

[✝️ @chixx3nn]

Nigga got a premium account at the stupid bitch factory

[Rell Roseriee @rellroseriee]

I genuinely believe this might be the funniest app. The joke not even that funny but the video got it

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

when wolves see domesticated dogs do u think they consider them coons

[Rico @e_suavee]

me pressing no tip at the register

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

walking around undiagnosed and irritable just like my father #daddysgirl

[FEROCITYWRLD★★★ @fuvk_hvpe]

I have the emotional availability of a lightskin basketball player rn

[Spindia. @Voyage_To_India]

Niggas can eyeball a gram but not a transgender 🥴😭😂

[more_meat_loaf @more_meat_loaf]

Mom: are you going poopie in your diaper?
Toddle: NO!
Also the toddler:

[coconut @coconutgrlll]

no #listentodistrackbitch

[A🩰 @ADRIRASHAWN]

Until it start feeling like april fools

[🏆💋 @_CindaRello]

I’ve gained 26 pounds in three months and big people still be tryna tell me I look the same. That’s exactly how people end up big as hell cause y’all liars.

[HowlingScientist @HowlingScience]

It’s so funny how boomers get on planes with their font size so big that a letter takes up half the screen and they just text shit like “the niggеr next to me is so smelly”

[Trey @SleezePetty]

Blew up the work bathroom & My manager went in right after me 😂

[Dad @achiever4L]

It's 6 am, you wake up to the sound of rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital