zach

29 💕 He/They 💕 talk to me about cats, MTG, WoW 💕 I love my FUCKING boyfriend @opulentoutlaw ❤️

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[lark 🧝‍♀️🍂 @livelaughlark]

i be shopping tcgplayer with my tits out

[christine @softbelf]

spending all of my gold on changing my tmog at least 20 times a day. i’m just a girl

[whimsy @galemancer]

your mom didn’t carry you in the womb for nine months for you to main ret paladin

[rattie @ratxgurl]

One of the craziest things about having a cat is sometimes you’ll go to pet them and they’ll just be wet and you have no idea why or how

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

HOW on earth do i get my cats to stop destroying my couch? ive tried everything, ive even tried saying “hey" & even "HEY" but im out of ideas !!!

[audrey @phlegmme]

We're getting too old for fairies and magic. It's time to focus on serious topics like faeries and magick

[⚔️ ꪜꪖꪗꪀꫀ ⚔️ @vampsob]

The fact that I have to go to work when the void is literally invading Azeroth is beyond ridiculous

[john cag gooner @w2cgflgf]

本日，唐揚げとさつまいも天ぷらを作った。外国人なら間違いなくr/kitchencelsに投稿して「fuck my chud life」って言うだろう

[JP @EVillageVillain]

If I’m a grown man wearing a shortsleeve button up please shoot me in the head with a nailgun

[william/al @fazvodka]

valentine’s day was just a normal day to me. that’s how full of love i am. just a glimpse into my loving mind.

[arielle @ellycelly]

the Super Bowl is great because it always works out to be a team you’re generally neutral towards versus a team you would explode with your mind if you could

[lexy @slut4batman]

i blew up the toilet at work so bad i redownloaded Indeed

[kunk @gunk4188]

I hope there aren't any negative consequences to doing nothing but playing on your computer for 20 years

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Dominos is so funny. It's like do you want a medium pizza for $19.99 or do you want to press 3 buttons and get it for $5.99

[noah @samanthatarly]

why is lyonel baratheon voguing

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

Gilgamesh, king of Uruk: honey I’m home from my doomed quest with my friend Enkidu

Gilgamesh’s fujoshi wife: how was it👀

[O-desmetraumadoll @TR4NNYKISSER]

if tgirls could get pregnant there'd have been more kids conceived to northernlion than to Mick Jagger