Kyra

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[Mikey @mikeyisbrown]

fuck all of you vodka water haters. i'm convinced y'all just don't know how to make one. you're telling me i can be hydrated all night, wake up hydrated with no hangover, consume minimal calories, and STILL get blacked out??? give me some limes and sign me up, clink clink bitch

[Sage @TurnerSage]

Why don’t adults in Christmas movies believe in Santa? Where do they think the random gifts come from every year????

[Kyra @kyra_guy]

@TurnerSage I have been wondering about this for the past few weeks watching Christmas movies...

[Kyra @kyra_guy]

The other night my mom said “It doesn’t matter what you wear out, it’ll be dark outside and inside the clubs.”
Great inspiration for all.

[Kyra @kyra_guy]

Y’all try Ubering home with a drunk ass mom in the back seat and tell me how that shit goes...

[Kyra @kyra_guy]

Y’all better believe I finished my last final and came to Chili’s for $5 Margs. 🍹🍹

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i swear laying on the floor solves everything. cramps? lay on the floor. bored? lay on the floor!! existential crisis? f l o o r

[vegan wan @kenobarnes]

me bringing my last three braincells to my final

[lex @lexestep]

to everyone reading this: i hope with all my heart that you heal from whatever is causing you pain right now

[k @krownnist]

when you put your glasses on

[jess @ihdzjess]

i think everyone needs to see this video 😂

[Kyra @kyra_guy]

@middleton1010 I’ll get them thriving for ya 🌱

[Kyra @kyra_guy]

Trying to study, yet I somehow end up watering my plants and doing yoga.

[Jordan Kiehl @jordan_kiehl]

Me: *brings backpack home for break*

My Brain:
open it
open it
open it
open it
open it
open it
open it

Me, seven days later: *throws the never unzipped backpack back into the car*