@JoseMLuna When I told my financial advisor I had no idea what my net worth is he was rendered speechless and then admonished me because “that is the one thing you need to know” smh
@harleybaghdad No we have to build infinity highways and have dollar beers and be able to go to the bar for a drink before the sun comes up that’s way more important
I think Spaghetti should be a more Accessible form of Fast Food (It’s so Easy!) But I also think everyone in the Whole Entire World needs to Die so there’s always That Grain of Salt
northern europeans are so funny. we made friends with these amazing swedish girls and randomly at one point one of them goes “i can’t believe americans still believe in God. i thought we were past all that.” LMAO ?? 😭
@AllAmericanSab She was probably being considerate and intentionally not mentioning an Olivia Rodrigo song and he came back with “you can’t wrap your head around music that isn’t poppy” lmao
Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!
noah wyle in actors on actors: yeah …. you know (head tilted shyly, squinting as he rubs a hand over his beard) … robby’s got a lot of learning to do (shakes his head, laughing)… but he loves women, he does, he does (puts head in his palm, blushing)
sally field:
@GoForKristen One of them yelled at me when I was like 11 for taking a picture from honestly pretty far away by Nathan Phillips square not sure if it’s the same one but I didn’t know it was a thing where they expect to be given money at the time again I was a child