Kyra Gedig

when life gives you lemons..

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But seriously. The roads are DRY. Just because it’s November doesn’t automatically mean you need to go 20 under the limit!!!!!

[Kyra Gedig @kyragedig]

I open twitter once every two years just to send a tweet about how horrendous some drivers are

[Kyra Gedig @kyragedig]

Me on New Year’s Eve 2020, probably: alone in the dark binge watching criminal minds. (And very excited because I found somewhere to stream it finally)

[Kyra Gedig @kyragedig]

Me on New Year's Eve 2013: alone in the dark binge watching Criminal Minds ... Me on New Year's Eve 2017: alone in the dark binge watching criminal minds #newyearnewme

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PSA: if you go into an establishment and a staff member tells you not to do something, don’t do it. It’s the middle of a pandemic. Rules are there to keep everyone safe. Do not berate, belittle, or yell at staff because of the rules. If you don’t like them, go home. Thanks

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@SaamSkinner @AliDonofrio5 @WrenShaman Thanks Sam I appreciate it 😂

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@WrenShaman Hahahah 5 months later and I see this

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How am I supposed to determine my self worth if I can’t see how many likes everyone’s getting on instagram..

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remember that one time I tried to stop kony by writing #stopkony on my hand in eyeliner and posting a heavily edited photo of it on Facebook

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Nothing fires me up more than people who don’t go the speed limit. Like I’m not asking you to speed BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO GO 30 IN A 50 TERRY GOOD LORD

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@tayler_keen Hahaha thanks so far I’m still alive

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Does anybody know how serious this water advisory thing is? I just chugged a glass of tap water.. am I going to die? Actually you know what don’t tell me I want it to be a surprise

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@Justin_Salmon_ Just trying to live my best life

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Fun new drinking game: listen to Carrie Underwood and drink every time she talks about killing a man

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@DylanGedig the worst part is that his name is actually "shaun" but he changed it to Sean because he's probably a tool

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I just wanna know who the hell decided that Sean would be pronounced like Shaw. Sean just reminds me of bean smh

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A perk of being in Mexico is that my phone doesn’t die every time I walk outside

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And it's not a big deal that you're single on valentines day either I mean you were single yesterday too so

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I don't understand how people hate valentines day I mean valentines day is so cute so happy and pink

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The last two shows I’ve started watching have been cancelled and left on a cliff hanger season 2 finale and I’m literally ready to throw my tv off a bridge bye

[Kyra Gedig @kyragedig]

The weather outside is so nasty that I literally saw a man skiing down the road, and here I am still drinking iced coffee