kyra

less human, more being | University of Illinois alum she/her

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

psa:

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

i think me and lorde would get along because we both think the notes in our phone have been written by god himself

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

can someone please make a grindr for straight men? if I see one more “intimacy without commitment” on dating apps i’m gonna lose it!

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

I think my favorite date this year was when the guy asked me if I had a black eye because the bags under my eyes were so deep :/

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stop sharing that ugly ass mothefucker’s picture all over my instagram please

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

bitches go absolutely crazy for stores in the middle of residential streets and walk up windows (I am bitches)

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

up in the club looking at pictures of my niece

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I think my worst trait is not being able to pick the person i’m meeting out of a crowd ever

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

no really I love when a client takes their work in house but continues to use your ideas and copy for the videos they produce ❤️

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

literally always

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Agency Calls Emergency Meeting To Discuss Why "Buy Now" CTA Is Better Than "Shop Now"

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

my toxic trait is that I think every uber ride should cost $7

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

shit like this is why I removed my twitter from my portfolio lol

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

why do all of the cute men have girlfriends right now!!!

[john @jmce95]

“This year I really want to: Travel more”

“Let’s debate this topic: Pineapple on pizza”

“I’m weirdly attracted to: Men”

“Biggest risk I’ve taken: _____ during the middle of a pandemic”

“The best way to ask me out is by: Asking me out”

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

it’s crazy how I turned 26 and suddenly I don’t want to kill myself every time I work out

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

taking pictures of my double piercing at the bar I love my life so much

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

last night I left a date because I thought my friends were planning a hangout and I got fomo. this is why i’m single

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@poopoostinky15 very telling

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@poopoostinky15 shut up

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

why is every man’s favorite band the strokes

[kyra @kyrapuetz]

*looking at pictures of me in eighth grade* “ugh I was so skinny then”