My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”
“The unchecked lust for money and power can bring a once-great nation to ruin.”
Don’t let your ego or your materialistic ideas drive you Instead let your heart and your passion for the things you love push you forward and inspire you. You don’t have to impress, just be instead.
Yesterday leaving the office my girlfriend said “I wish we had a hot girlfriend, that way when we get home the house is clean and she can make spaghetti”
I don’t think she can get any cooler
This is the tweet...
Xbox Series X: $499 (ERP)
Xbox Series S: $299 (ERP)
Release date: November 10
Pre-order starts September 22: https://t.co/Dz5bRsAuwQ | #PowerYourDreams
just found out my barber needed ~1500 hours of training to get licensed to CUT HAIR. 1500!
Cops only require ~650 hours of training before putting on a badge. then they’re like “fuck it here’s a gun too”
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