Things I’ve learned about Myrtle Beach after 24 hours: if you like pizza, pirate mini golf, pancakes, and ice cream, this is the happiest place on earth
That’s it.
Most people coming out of quarantine:
-Iron Chefs
-self made bartenders
-lost 15 lbs
-picked up a new hobby
Me coming out of quarantine:
-can’t listen to a single song without attempting its associated Tik Tok dance
My family the past 2 years: “you can’t get a dog because you don’t have time to take care of it”
Me when the work from home policy is extended to the end of April:
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.