kaz is inactive ☆ ！

pro aot: downfall player ★ ( 18 )

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber Lamine Yamal has defeated Messi and Argentina 1-0 to win the World Cup and take custody of Hatsune Miku

The teenager has taken both the trophy and Miku from the man who bathed him as a baby

[Adam @adambastille]

"breakfast" restaurants that aren't open before 9

[gaby @gabsonfire2]

phone on dnd and seeing no one disturbed me

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[𝓙𝓪𝔂𝓭𝓪🩵 @JaydaAkari]

It’s been 9 seasons. SHOOT GROOT WALLS. SHOOT PENI NESTS. STOP BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU LACK COMMON SENSE

[ali @probablyalissa]

[20 minutes after drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach] I think I hauve the parasite

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit

[MJay @morpho_j]

Apparently Rivals added this now. For a game that responds promptly to player feedback, they seem to always ignore certain groups of individuals.

[sao @bedr8que]

I hate being so socially awkward like talk you dumbass bitch

[Cinnamon @cinnam00npie]

That’s me fr omfg 😭

[Professor yedwin @y6dwin]

I be switching through apps like I’m on fnaf cams

[dionanan 𝜗𝜚 @browhnii]

the way i just realized theyre the take a hint girls

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

how it feels when my package has arrived and I have nothing to anticipate anymore

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.