Kylie Luna

Am I a little bonkers? Maybe. But let me tell you a secret...all the best people are.

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If I attracted men like I attract flies I wouldn’t be single… #singlelife

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“I support women’s rights…AND their wrongs.”

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“New year, new hole.” #devin

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“It’s about friendship, not genitals…” #consent #2026

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Guess who don’t get diseases? Teases.

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Sunshine,
Daises,
Limoncello.
Turn this stupid fat rat yellow.

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I don’t like to be too vocal about issues, but Blake Lively makes me want to slit my own wrists.

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@elonmusk I heard Elon Musk was a robot…a muskrot

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Overheard tonight, “Why do my panties smell like A1 sauce?”

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Let’s be real. If I can’t even get a “like” on Twiiter, who the fuck cares who I vote for?

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@hodgetwins @BarackObama Show some fuckin’ respect for one of our past presidents. Even if you don’t support him, don’t be an Anti-American and slander one our presidents

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@RonFilipkowski She’s in mourning. Or high. Idk.

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People have more faith in the leader of this country than their own children. Remember who you’re in an actual household with. Who, when, the world goes to shit will be there with you. Put your faith in THAT person.

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@Ojeda4America When has it ever cost this much to fly to ANYWHERE in America from Florida???

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Four whores and seven years ago…

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@KevOnStage The underbite is everything

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“I gave him a chance and he gave me a STI” -Me, a memoir.

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