Kevin

yikes

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

The best school in America. The best campus in America. The best collection of sports teams in America. It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine.

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

I know what you guys are thinking. “How much does it rock that you went to an elite academic institution with infinity dollars to spend on NIL?”. Well let me tell you, it rocks so much!!!

[Trey McKenney @mckenneytrey1]

We’re in the natty man!!!! #GoBlue

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

Hang it in the Louvre 〽️

https://t.co/grnjBpYorg

[Bryan Mac @Bry_Mac]

THE FORWARD PASS WAS A MISTAKE THAT WE WILL REMEDY GOING FOWARD

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

I don’t care if I’m killing the vibe I NEED the club to play ribs by Lorde

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Michigan fans seeing Jim Harbaugh's leaving: https://t.co/9Rxq7vVMHQ

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives and a Happy New Year! daleeeee

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

I like how they attached a picture of cheese for reference

[Alex McDaniel @AlexMcDaniel]

time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football

[Fin @gofinurself]

nobody:
me to my alien: so it’s called AMC A-List and basically you pay $25 a month and get to see up to 3 movies a week which, if you think about it, is worth it even if you go just twice a month…

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

if i told a friend i got fired and they had 3 snappy pieces of advice that all start with the same letter ready to go, i would probably kill myself on their front lawn

[Kevin @kzentner4]

I have this fear that one of my close friends might be becoming a birder

[Kevin @kzentner4]

Me:

@mfitzstephens: Can you read these texts and tell me where it went wrong

[Kevin @kzentner4]

@mfitzstephens I’ve watched you look through closed drawers more than once

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

grown ass man named kevin

[Kevin @kzentner4]

Much like the English Pound, the paper straw will collapse

[Emma Court @emmarcourt]

NYC is limiting the hours when trash is taken out because of issues with rats, and it's genuinely hard to pick a favorite quote from today's presser

Pick your fighter:

[Shanno🦅 @_ShannonHQ]

Newsflash buddy

[Kevin @kzentner4]

Vibing with the old man who just screamed “IT’S KICKING IN” at the roger waters concert