Casey Shea Dickson

mean and it’s only partly due to low blood sugar

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

I genuinely don’t know what I want more: fulfilling romantic love + an illustrious creative career, or for people to stop asking for celebrities’ skincare routines

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

truly grasping at having a personality to be 30 and proclaim you’re “old school” because you prefer printed menus

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

I’m intellectually fulfilled by people telling me what kind of couches they like

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

The lore of “thanks, you too”

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

trying to be unique is a flat circle has anyone said this before

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

not to be controversial but I align with a number of popular opinions

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

Sex is cool but have we tried abandoning this joke structure and never looking back

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

A confident man in blue camo cargo shorts (this is one of the fundamental misinterpretations of the American dream)

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

One day in July 2000 I filled a water jug with ice and blue Gatorade to take to my soccer camp and that’s the last time I was truly happy

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I mean this in the best possible way but some of you would benefit from a dog training class

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

“You’re still ordering the steak at Shari’s?” - a reminder that poetry is all around us

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

Ever get so tired you pet a statue of a dog even though you know it’s a statue (but do you?)

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

@TaylorrObvi I need her asap

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

I love tuna melts, yes the kind with the hot tuna that’s the one

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

So many gorgeous perfect crisp lil jokes, captions, artfully sexy texts have been absolutely decimated, nullified, erased by a cry-laugh emoji. RIP to those we lost

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

@TaylorrObvi Not sure how “celibacy” and “traditional family” can exist together??

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

Listen I just placed a sticker on something, sign up for my confidence seminar at the link in bio

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

Please don’t make me peel back the instructions I’ve already been through so much

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

I feel an indescribable affinity with this skirt claiming it’s understated

[Casey Shea Dickson @kzshea]

The thing about honorary PhDs is that you can just award them to yourself