Kyle Zachary

Seattle // Phoenix // Pomona College

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

If you need a subscription service for ketchup you're eating too much damn ketchup https://t.co/2LpHlGWVd8

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Startup aims to be the Dollar Shave Club of household staples with $3 ketchup, toothpaste https://t.co/JDYWCtF4Ye

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

@ClueHeywood Nice to meet you last night Clue, sorry I had to defer the asskicking until next time. Long live the Drummer

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

Roll Hens

[Pomona-Pitzer Football @HensFootball]

Great year to be a Sagehen!

#sagehenfb #gosagehens

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

Us at the concession stand tonight:

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

@KJocelyn Suns on fire 🔥

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

@ClueHeywood @Cardschatter can confirm this works
https://t.co/tWbeRq9K5K

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

@ClueHeywood can we fight outside so you don’t embarrass me in front of my mother in law?

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

Roll Hens

[Pomona-Pitzer Football @HensFootball]

The Sagehens clinch home field next week in the SCIAC Championship game against Chapman!

#gosagehens #sagehenfb

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

@_ntj got reminded of this with the Mondo Warholm 100. Ron Paul it’s happening .gif

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

@nyttypos shut up nerd

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

Legitimately stunning

[the Inner Ring @inrng]

Women’s Road Race #Paris2024
🥇 Kristen Faulkner (USA)
🥈 Marianne Vos (Netherlands)
🥉 Lotte Kopecky (Belgium)

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

@dapostman10 @LouStagner dapostman apparently not dareadingman

[Biniam Girmay @GrmayeBiniam]

Let me open the door.

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

@kenwheeler do you think it’s an official sign lol

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

@_ntj No question. Need to be confident she’s ready for the experience

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

Literally me to my wife on a regular basis

[Owen @miseblock]

May I interest you in a chilled glacier freeze on the rocks?

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

Dbacks >>> the rest of your All Hat No Cattle teams

[BrooksGate @Brooks_Gate]

ranking MLB teams by how many cattle are found in their county

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

In order here: 5 tech in a three point, stand up wide 9, nose in a four point, 3 tech you’ll never move an inch

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Today I learned that LSU puts the team chefs on the athletics website like they're on the team. And that's why LSU athletics is one of our greatest national treasures

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

@TronCarterNLU “Saquon ruined the Giants” in bio, we’re dealing with a truly demented individual here

[Kyle Zachary @kzwh_]

“I know a couple weird girls” okay cool story bro

[Eald Weald @EaldWeald]

I know a couple of Zoomer chicks who -- in spite of being in good shape/decent-looking (by no means a given these days) -- have such absurdly flat affects and lack of social skills, that they give the impression of being androids trying to learn to be human.

How did this happen?