l0de

Yes hello, l0de here. All works are poignant satirical social commentary. YHBT.

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https://t.co/SpKU4a14cl

IF YOU KNOW THE IDENTITY OF THIS YOUNG WOMAN PLEASE PUT ME IN TOUCH, LRH RESEARCH INCORPORATED HAS A JOB FOR HER.

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Did you know? Smoking is an intrinsically homosexual act. Greedily sucking on a vape pen is just a stand-in for sex with men. That’s why the Brits call them “fags”

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New @Tesla feature: the “check n-word light”. The car won’t start until you shout the hard R

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Stolen from max goldberg

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Just got a chance to try an exciting new IPA (Israeli pogrom ale). For each six pack you swill, Hezbollah will put an Israeli settler six feet under. Drink a case, they fire a rocket at an Israeli air base. Finally drinking means something!

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Every mma guy is a gay guy. I can’t count the number of grapplers who have asked to eat my asshole or pound my poop pussy after a heated jujitsu session. Why do you think they call it rolling? Everyone is on ecstasy! #ufc

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@urharmless Ya hit me on efnet my hosts are always opped in #lrh

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@urharmless What u need my nigga

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In 1992, I transferred ownership of https://t.co/mZFBQavhaU in exchange for a blowjob. After almost 25 years I have learned that the person who gave it is actually a dude. Do I have a case for clawing the domain back because the payment was under false pretenses? It’s now valued at over 50,000 euros

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Q: Is it true that Slackbot will no longer jack my cock on the business+ tier?

A: Yes, sadly all good things, and in fact, all things must come to an end. We're discontinuing @Slack-aided masturbation with our latest software release which aims to create a space-time singularity centered on our Salesforce San Francisco headquarters which will swallow the earth and the hopes, dreams, and souls of the human race. Doom awaits you all.

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Please join me in boycotting Facebook until Mark Zuckerberg makes “dicksuckeresque” a legal play in Words With Friends

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Feeling jet-lagged after a long flight? The cause might surprise you. Every plane is equipped with a chloroform tank in the ventilation system. Notice how you always doze off at some point? That is when the pilot activates the gas and he and the copilot descend on the passenger cabin to commit wanton acts of sodomy. Mercifully the drug prevents most from remembering the anal pillaging. The fact is you’re not jet lagged, you’re jet FAGGED!

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Just had a ninth grader turn in a research paper which asserted that the Jews "aka the CIA" created A.I.D.S. in an effort to kill Jesus Christ, who the child argued was gay and "That's why they call it the second cumming." @timheidecker can't take over InfoWars fast enough.

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online communication has peaked in #LRH

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A Long Island man is suing comedian @wigger / Sam Hyde after Erika Kirk refused to honor a novelty "First in line to pipe Charlie Kirk's wife" coupon that was sent to https://t.co/XjKZ0Q1UzU subscribers as part of a 2024 Christmas Swag Bag

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how is USA losing a war to a country with 90 million people and 45 million eyebrows

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if the therapy session doesn't start with a "which wojak do you feel like today" chart, you aren't getting prescribed the good shit

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My father screamed the WORST POSSIBLE SLUR in the middle of my interracial marriage. Now he says he was “only memeing” and it’s unchristian not to forgive him. WIBTA if I go no contact forever?

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there is a super computer
inside jupiter