Lars

Rodent Dilemma

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@SidKhurana3607 Uzbek?

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That’s not enough! Gavin Newsom needs to roll up the sleeves, unbutton those top buttons on that awfully tight j crew shirt and get on a HOSE

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The California National Guard has been mobilized.

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Drank lagoon water as part of a bit and now I’m horribly ill

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TSA being a real ball breaker telling me “no there’s not a printer you can use” “no you can’t just pop into the office really quick” Guess I’m reading these manuscripts on my phone?? I hate flying!

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Ah yes the old burn the hell out of my entire mouth eating scalding leftover soup the day before a lengthy series of delicious holiday family meals.

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Having the most terrifying and haunting thoughts in the celebrate diversity shower

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We need politicians who have dated CNAs before

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All that’s in the fridge is leftover kabob plate, gallon of cider, kewpie mayo and 30lbs of greens

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Only need three apps: Popeyes, Duck Duck Go, doodle jump

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@Costco South City Business Center has de-shelved Bibigo beef mandu dumplings please investigate asap!

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Running errands in fall weather is true living. We have arrived.

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Gonna go up and get a few nice little stones for the bowl of stones, and maybe some bigger ones for the dresser and garden

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

NASA released the clearest view of Mars ever.

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Missed a late Friday wyd text for this

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Senorita bread I owe you my life

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“Yeah I’m home but I’m about to get into something” you’re about to nap bro just say you’re napping

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@Tobin_Tweets 🦍🦍🦍

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Top 5 crash out locations:
1. Bowling alley
2. Vintage clothing pop-up
3. DMV
4. Madrones Art Bar
5. Soft serve stand

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It was unopened but now thinking that facing the whole 2.5 liter bottle of week-expired carrot juice was a bad look...

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Shadowboxing and doing hundreds of pull ups to Cocteau Twins