eve

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[eve @l0sers_r_us]

just did the “do you like seafood” bit on my dad. got him so good. just bc u have a stroke doesn’t mean u can’t get absolutely owned

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

sry officer i wasn’t texting and driving it’s actually called linking and building?

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

just ask my Brother !!!!

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

it is very fascinating to me that “in therapy” has become a badge of honor (esp on dating apps) to signify emotional intelligence/self reflection… some of the worst ppl i’ve ever met in my life are, too, “in therapy”

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

mom got laid off but her boss sent an edible arrangement so it’s a W for me

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

sometimes when i’m eating chicken i think about that one scene in breaking dawn where bella is eating chicken and then she runs to throw up (bc she’s preg) and then i start to get nauseous and i can’t eat the chicken anymore!!! it is rly annoying

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

and???

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

yooo Stumble Upon lowkey fell off

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

ok but do you remember when we saw each other at the connecticut muffin in park slope

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Yeah this seems like a gift

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

@leuzer103 which star is born song

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

Women Talking doesn’t pass the Bechdel test because they talk about a man literally the whole time (God)

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

however i may wonder how this airplane can fly?

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

obsessed w this question on the korean dating quiz i took

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

the real question is why the hell jamie lee curtis, the original Nepo Baby™️, got a nom over dolly de leon…

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

every1 calling white privilege on the best actress nom… have any of u actually seen To Leslie? if ur gonna kick anyone out it should be ana de fucking armas, leave andrea alone!!!

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

last night at a party someone walked in on me in the bathroom while i was looking up the zillow listing of the apartment we were at to see how much their rent was

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

very good and normal rental market!

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

i don’t like this tweet anymore

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

microdosing lip fillers by having a cold sore

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

this violent hatred toward depop resellers must end!!!

[eve @l0sers_r_us]

someone just threw a rock through the window of the thrift store i’m at