B

:3

[B @l0v3b3_]

fighting the urge to get my shit sucked the night i land in capetown

[Confederação Brasileira Canábica-Xamânica THC @ch3p3i]

BUCETA muito lavada e limpa demais não tem gosto. Nada mais VIRIL do que sua mulher chegar em casa após um dia inteiro de TRABALHO e você, sem frescuras, já derrubando a calcinha e caindo de boca no JABÁ escorrendo a BABA DO QUIABO. O sabor é indescritível.

[annie @soychotic]

fiancé (a little too angrily): “how come you’re never stinky when you come back from the gym?”

[garden stroll, dream startles @awesomefoid]

I’m so in love with my ex

[autist @litteralyme0]

How my dad looks at me when I don't want to help him move 1000kg of dirt at 6am on a Sunday

[jake | minionpilled @SENTRYFALC0N]

The Odyssey (2026)

[B @l0v3b3_]

#uswhen

[Junkball | イギリス人 @IGotLocked13]

Please help me my wife keeps saying "dinner, a bath, or me?" I haven't eaten or bathed in days

[Junkball | イギリス人 @IGotLocked13]

Please help me my wife keeps saying "dinner, a bath, or me?" I haven't eaten or bathed in days

[watergun @tersseer]

why girls think all a nigga want is sex? i be wanting to borrow money too.

[watergun @tersseer]

if ass was not meant to be ate why they cut it in half then?

[(ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿) @5notz]

i love the part of having a crush where it kinda turns into psychosis

[The Amazing World of GUMBO🦑 @hdnvllyrancheir]

me when i walk in on my non binary roommate jerking off

[volcel @all484u]

woke up to the wrong ex texting me she loves me at 4am

[jeremiah @happywithoutjt]

since i can’t eat fresh produce rn can i eat that #butt✌️

[B @l0v3b3_]

@shortsadsucker my bad

[nash 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶཐི༏ཋྀ󠀮 @judekleinn]

Life before France vs Spain

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

Forward ever

[𝘿𝙖𝙡𝙞 @_Dvli]

J'ai été cap verdien, égyptien, suisse, même anglais et je dois être espagnole maintenant ?

[౨ৎ 🇫🇷 @CHUUFFINO]

JUDE BELLINGHAM ARE U READY TO KLL YOURSELF FOR THE WORLD?????