Alyssa

585 • RIT Alumna

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

My face says it all

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

Setting the scene:
Phone in left hand, right hand petting dog, pumps on boobies, feet bouncing baby in bouncer

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

Life updates:
-I am a mother
-I no longer have a gallbladder

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

It’s my husband sleeping on my half of the bed while I’m 35 weeks pregnant and have the dog at my feet for me

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

My last hour in the second trimester 🥲

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

In honor of giving my fourth wedding speech tomorrow, I am announcing my retirement (and I mean it)

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

Baby Phillips due July 2025 💙

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

Ngl I want the bird clock everyone’s grandma had growing up

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

Andrew’s grandma said he looked like Josh Allen and it definitely went to his head

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

Never cried over a show or movie in my life, but the Golden Bachelorette episode 1 got me good 🤧

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: This is set to be the biggest IT outage in history

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

Just got a call at work from an old man ripping me a new one bc apparently he got prank called by my number ??? Sir, this is my place of employment at a healthcare facility

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

“I need a cigarette” -me, first day back at work after vacation, and also a non-smoker

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after saying “what” for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said

[zacharyreality @zacharyreality]

The first ever GOLDEN BACHELORETTE 🌹

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

“The Golden Bachelor” stars Gerry Turner and Theresa Nist have announced they are divorcing, three months after the couple wed in a live televised ceremony. https://t.co/FYANELN17G

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

My car was so clean & shiny from the rain I didn’t even recognize it in the parking lot 😂

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

Some people go to church every weekend, I go to Home Sense every weekend

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

My husband can’t stop calling me pookie and telling me I look absolutely fire

[Alyssa @l0velyss]

Just gonna leave this here

[Andrew Phillips @aphillips_3]

My wife has an irrational disdain for Tyler Bass. Shocked every time he makes a kick. I say “one of the best in the league” and she says “is he? 🤷🏻‍♀️” every time.