me under 21: goes to the bar dressed up, put on makeup, looked hot to trot
me, 21: goes to bar in a sweatshirt, brings a single yoplait yogurt cup with me from home to chow down on between drinks
WATCH: Emma Gonzalez names the murdered Parkland victims and observes several minutes of silence in a 6-minute, 20-second speech that covered the same time it took the gunman to kill 17 people in her high school:
"Fight for your lives before it's someone else's job."