Salad Spinster

delicate small gorgeous princess

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Growing up I would watch The Wizard of Oz and think, “How could Blake Shelton improve this”

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

AND NO YOU CAN'T COME TO THE WEDDING!!!

[🪬🍉 La Voyante du Eras Tour 🔮 @draken_orium]

now I understand what my mother felt when Diana got engaged

[Reductress @Reductress]

REPORT: Man Marries Up: https://t.co/tyrmd8WNVK

[shayIa 🗡 @bog_VVitch]

pov: you’re a woman over 25 talking to extended family at christmas

[JT @jiratickets]

how did they sign this without Docusign

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

just put feta in my salad

[im david @popcorngate]

do you think we’ll ever miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a barrel

[shiny bug vega @vampl0r]

do you think taylor feels like belle when she teaches the beast how to read

[joy 🐎 @parksandrep]

Super into whoever brought up the oxidation of copper with the color scheme... the inevitable degradation and unwanted changes in appearance that come with a woman aging in the limelight...

[Julianna @juliannakearn]

can’t believe Cincinnati Reds legend Kit Kittredge is playing for a division rival now

[Mayor Olivia Chow 🇨🇦 @MayorOliviaChow]

My statement on the Ontario Court's decision with respect to bike lanes in Toronto:

Bike lanes keep thousands of people safe. Everyone should be safe as they travel to work, school and around our city. Since 2023, 78 cyclists have been killed or seriously injured in collisions on the road.

I maintain that the City of Toronto and its elected council should be the ones making decisions about municipal infrastructure. Toronto City Council has voted to formally oppose the province’s plans to override the City’s authority and remove the lanes.

Every person cycling takes another car off the road. We are also tackling the root causes of congestion by hiring 100 traffic agents, speeding up construction by increasing fees for closing lanes, and improving subways, streetcars and buses so more people take public transit.

The City is reviewing the court decision and the impact on our ongoing discussions with the province.

[sam @sam_d_1995]

y’all realize that density is literally what saves the woodlands, right?

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.