Leanna Varner

kind people are my kinda people.

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

Next month will be 5 years since my surgery, today I got the call that all my scans and tests are still CLEAR. I’m officially moved every 2 year tests/scans! #godisSOgood

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

@MariaaMassacre AMEN.

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

Last night we went to Indiana and partied like we were in college again.. today my body is telling me I am indeed not in college anymore 😂😭

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

Last night was the first night in about 4 years my potassium dropped dangerously low.. I truly forgot how scary that was and how awful it is to have numb limbs. Thank goodness we still keep stuff around to bring it back up 🙌🏻

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

There are few things I love more then watching my pap and Matthew at a Friday night football games together! 💚💛

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

Tonight I said I was going to dump my wine glass and head to bed.. Matthew said dumb? Just chug it, you might not be 21 but you’re not dead. That my friends, is just a small reminder that I married my person 😂♥️

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

Zoey had a wooden puzzle piece thrown at her face yesterday at recess and her nose is all red and swollen and a kid ripped her bow out of her hair on the bus.. I cannot do this for the next 13 years 😭😭

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

How ironic is it that the new IPhone drops next week and now my perfectly good iPhone has been glitching for days.. erasing all my pictures (thank god it’s backed up), not letting me get texts, turning off randomly, resetting apps.. @Apple you have some explaining to do 🤨🤔

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

Just ordered Zoey her first pair of back to school she’s from @HeyDudeShoesUSA and I’m turning 30 next week.. please excuse me while I cry over being 30 with a kindergartner 😭😭

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

I’ll be wearing long sleeves until further notice.. on top of having sun poisoning I have a tan line reading ‘it’s my birthday’ on my arm with what looks like a condom above it that once was a tattoo of my face. 😅

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

I leave for vacation in 48 hours and I’ve done absolutely no packing or shppping, living life on the edge for this trip I assume 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

Just finished the summer I turned pretty and I’ve never cried so hard over a show.. hug your moms tight because some of us aren’t lucky enough to have that chance 😭💕

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

Today I had to hang up a call with my dad to have a breakdown in my car.. Needless to say the call didn’t disconnect and I had no clue and he heard me screaming and crying.. that man has now called me 9 times to check on me. When I say I have the best dad, I mean it. 💕

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

really panicked that the slopes wouldn’t be open for our trip.. now we’re looking at a 12 inche snowfall in under 24 hours while we’re there 😍🙌🏻

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

Zoey JUST used her bathroom and before I could wash my hands and get downstairs, I heard that toilet lid close and flush.. I’m truly worried to ask her what she just flushed down that toilet. Send help, or wine 😅

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

I love going on vacation but damn do I hate packing for it 🎿💕

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

We’ve watched enough @hgtv during quarantine that I’m convinced we can now buy and flip houses 😂

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

4:40am, officially lost my taste from Covid. Just screamed ‘that’s such a let down’ loud enough for Matthew to yell ‘shhh’ from our bedroom upstairs 😂

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

That middle of the night moment when you wake up to your potassium dropping and you realize you have 0 things to help in your house and the roads are a sheet of ice… stay tuned to see how numb my legs and arms are by 9am 🙃😭

[Leanna Varner @l22eee]

I really need to stop drinking and booking trips.. booked 3 and haven’t submitted a single PTO day for them 😂