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howdy!

[mac @l4dybrd]

IM BACK ON THE TWITTER

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

will be thinking about heidi klum’s worm costume for the next several days

[mac @l4dybrd]

@emzyceline so true kween

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me on my me when i’m
way to work at work

[✨ @magdalenepop]

modern day burning of the library of alexandria

[mac @l4dybrd]

He was a boy, she was a girl… ✨

[whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas]

does my computer think im a pirate?

[mac @l4dybrd]

do u ever think of a sandwich from a sandwich shop in a different city far away and you long to eat it but alas u cannot

[ken. @kenkhristine]

“pro life” but no baby formula on the shelves? yeah okay.

[mac @l4dybrd]

She’s a 10 but she drinks cold brew every morning and shits 10 times a day

[mac @l4dybrd]

Liking posts on LinkedIn about giving your employees raises is the new passive-aggressive subtweet

[Mr businessman 👐🏼 Mr landlord 👐🏼 @calumydiahood]

I'm DYING who put @LilNasX in the wall of honour in Walmart 😭😭😭😭😭

[MK🎋 @Foe4MK]

This really hurts to even have to say but to have your work replicated by a bigger company really sucks. @bottega took my whole purse design and I created these by hand! As an upcoming designer don’t let these type of situations discourage you from chasing your dreams!

[mac @l4dybrd]

@Ask_Spectrum Pay my man Sean in San Diego a 1 million dollar salary that homie a real one 🥺

[mac @l4dybrd]

Just got the nicest customer service person at spectrum n we were talking about chalupa supremes then my phone died :(

[mac @l4dybrd]

Sean from Spectrum in San Diego, if you’re out there… thank you for agreeing that Baja blasts taste like tide pods but in a good way </3

[mac @l4dybrd]

@thegoodgodabove Texans when they find several dildos in their gun cabinets

[BADMON @joeyBADASS]

What features do you want to see on #2000?