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i just come here to say random stuff then dip

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

me going to pee after i got all comfy in my bed:

[the meji. @mejitwo]

At Uni you can talk to someone all the time and still have no clue what their name is

[Kat thee Uppity African @katneptune_]

the camera man lying in bed sideways next to zayn and getting all his perfect shots in one take

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

"are u sexually active"
the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me lending myself money from my own savings

[mr. fala @vodyadottir]

WHEN AN UGLY BITCH CALLS U TWIN 😭😭

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga you was his competition

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

started soft launching a solo trip to my parents and my father has responded by soft launching the idea that he will be going with me...?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is an insane headline

[Ugochukwu Madu @UgochukwuCFR]

“Zhang et al.” have to be the most cited authors alive.

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

that establishment would know me on a first name basis

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

my fav part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreo have come up with

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[🍒 @nimibillions]

anyone you date before 21 is a childhood friend

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

The moment I touched biceps, my perspective shifted, and everything suddenly seemed clearer and more beautiful.

[zedan @niazstruth]

the great awakening

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court