the best thing that ever happened to my confidence was a thick girl named tasha smiling at me in a laundromat
sunday, 4:50pm. everything i own is in the dryer except one pair of basketball shorts
she's at the machine across from me, headphones in
then she takes one out
she doesn't say a word. looks down, looks up, smiles like i told the joke she'd waited all week for
three years of sundays there. first time i wanted the dryer to run long
chubby girls smile with their whole face and it ruins you #laundromat#chubby#thick#smile#sundays#bbc
i'll admit it. i wear the grey joggers on the 7:40 bus on purpose. a brazilian woman two seats down could not sit still and kept glancing over like the window was on my side. dare you to wear yours tomorrow and tell me nobody looks #bulge#greyjoggers#busride#brasil#commute
curly blonde milfs in the grocery store, ranked by how long they pretend not to look:
1. the one checking her list. 4 seconds
2. the one comparing two yogurts. 9 seconds
3. the curly one by the bread. still timing her
lunch break science, don't @ me
every time. the curvy girls look and smile. the skinny ones walk straight over like they've been waiting all week. this one didn't even say hello first 😳
confession: my massage therapist and i have an understanding. the session ends at 60 minutes. minute 61 is between us and https://t.co/bb7Drv7t4Z 😈 go on, book the 90 https://t.co/vgzV7rFHHs #massage#mature#asian#bbc#afterhours#dare
when she finished the shave she put the razor down and asked if i wanted the "full service." i trusted her with the razor. i trusted her with the rest 😏 https://t.co/bkq6vatsM5 #shave#happyending
you lie back. someone you met ten minutes ago holds a blade to your throat. you don't move, you barely breathe.
mine was a japanese barber in a tiny shop downtown. very calm, very precise, very quiet.