Meemah

follow me so I can spam ur existence ...

[Betty F*ckin' White @BettyFckinWhite]

To think that if Trump just had a bigger dick, we wouldn't have to constantly deal with his trying to prove he has a big dick.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

A man too racist to be a federal judge in the 80s is now Attorney General. Do you realize how racist "too racist" was in the 1980s?

[Meemah @l8omoo]

#نبي_لؤلؤ_ابراهيم_القرشي عطونا الله يعطيكم،، 🤓🤓😊

[Meemah @l8omoo]

@GTownCupcake is your Boston location open New Year's Day??

[Meemah @l8omoo]

What debate? It's just Hillary, a "moderator" and a heckler with a bad wig and spray tan interrupting #PresidentialDebate

[Meemah @l8omoo]

Them: u watching the debate tonight? Me: I'm not even registered to vote.. eheheheh

[Meemah @l8omoo]

So nowadays I spend most of my time arguing and getting sass from a 5 year old little human.. da fuq.. dis bisch know who she talkin to

[Meemah @l8omoo]

Rearranging my favorite phone contacts and it's getting brutal, major demotions and promotions #truefeelings harsh world things a changing

[Meemah @l8omoo]

"Life is sometimes stranger than fiction" -Abbott

[Meemah @l8omoo]

When u try to overcome ur anxiety talking on the phone so u can install internet but end up sweating and freaking out after just 2 mins

[CBS News @CBSNews]

#KeithScott’s mom received one last call from her son the day he was shot in Charlotte https://t.co/2eb1ALiNst

[Meemah @l8omoo]

Me: I'm so bad *seductively* him: why, what did u do? Me: I'm using my data

[Meemah @l8omoo]

That time I skipped over a bag and my friend thought I had tripped and was gonna fall, short people problems

[Meemah @l8omoo]

Me trying to stay positive, I got another rejection last night.. which is good because at least they replied #ohlord