Connor Redmond

[☭ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔯☭ @Connor_RiceyGFC]

Mate we had to deal with literal magic, you can't tactically plan for that

[Dyslexic_aDve @Dyslexic_aDve_]

"Right lads..."

[shala @imnothing_333]

enemy mid just exhausted me at gromp lvl 2 wp you fat rapist

[gabz @lifelxver33333]

:(

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

What? It took Odysseus ten years to get home. This isn’t accurate at all.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Anyone with any knowledge of English football history will know that it is ridiculous for Southampton’s chief executive, Phil Parsons, to claim that their expulsion from the Championship play-offs is a bigger punishment than the 30-point deduction imposed on Luton Town in 2008 which led to relegation and almost throttled the life out of the club. Absolutely no comparison and completely weakens Southampton’s attempted argument that being thrown out of the play-offs is “manifestly disproportionate to every previous sanction in the history of the English game”.

There is some good stuff in Parsons’ statement: accepting culpability for Spygate, apologising to those clubs they spied on and apologising to their fans “whose extraordinary loyalty and support this season deserved better from the club”. Well said. But… the rules changed since Leeds United’s “similar offence” in 2019, there is no right to the £200m (it’s not a fine), and to play the whataboutery game and make the comparison with the Hatters is, fittingly, mad. Southampton’s reputation is certainly damaged but at least their very existence is not at risk. #SaintsFC #LTFC

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

Sorry y'all, but it is Christopher Nolan. I'll go see the Odyssey and probably enjoy it because it is Christopher Nolan, and I'm going to go into this assuming the guy who brought us Interstellar and the Dark Knight knows what he is doing better than Twitter.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down.

We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

WE’RE THE FAMOUS LUTON TOWN AND WE’RE GOING TO WEMBLEY! 👒

[вlαnc @dqveed]

mocking people with disabilities

[Darryl Mollart @mollart4]

My optimism after the final Premier League Game. I really thought the future for #Luton was bright. If someone had told me what would follow in the next 18 months I genuinely wouldn’t have believed it! #LTFC

[Laura Woods @laura_woodsy]

Caps don’t win automatic work and they don’t make a brilliant pundit either. The way you communicate, articulate yourself, do your research, inform your audience, how likeable you are and the chemistry you have with your panel are what makes a brilliant pundit.

[JB @jb2forty]

Barbers got too much money these days. They don’t wanna work unsociable hours no more. Do you expect me to take time off work to get a fucking trim you prick

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Alex Honnold has to be in the Greatest Athlete of All-Time conversation now.

[wenmoon @fit_over_fiat]

Me making sure Alex Honnold is putting his hands in the right place

[Kaida 🌊 @khaliltooshort]

Liberal white women would’ve cried for Stalin and Castro