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I gotta question: If a guy with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation hmm?

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I gotta question: Why is the word "bed" shaped like an actual bed hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question: How long is a piece of string hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question: Can blind people see their dreams hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question: If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit hmm?

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I gotta question

If a fat person is going skinny dipping, is it considered fat dipping hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up" hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question

Why do they sterilize lethal injections hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question

Can you daydream at night hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question

Are eyebrows considered facial hair hmm? HMM?

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@iFunnyChef Please can you unban my account? I didn't do anything wrong! http://t.co/7sfeMUTOoo

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@iFunnyChef Please unban my account! I didn't break any rules on it! The name was JayZProblems!

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Hey my old iFunny account was banned for no reason @iFunnyChef Could you please unban it for me? I didn't break any rules on it.

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I gotta question

Can you cry underwater hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question

Why does rain drop but snow falls hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, who does he call hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question

When deaf people go to court, is it still called a hearing hmm? HMM?

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I gotta question

What is the speed of dark hmm? HMM?