Larry Legend

I do things.

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@POPPKELL No ... Cause I'm not a fan of dicks. Now ... If it was the Caitlyn version of myself ... We might have a conversation. At least.

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@josephcarolan19 I'm old now. This dog doesn't learn new tricks.

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@josephcarolan19 @SocksOnFireGawd it's my real name if you like walking upright and not mimicking the walking dead #immarealG LOL

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@josephcarolan19 @SocksOnFireGawd Don't shit on the bible. Who shits ON toilet paper? You need Jesus

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@josephcarolan19 Sin all you want. I was talking bout the sloooootttssss

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@josephcarolan19 stop trying to jizz on their face, problem solved. Or ask them to swallow, problem solved.

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

Patriot haters are feeling like Tiger Woods ex-wife, in the alternate reality where there was a pre-nup, and she hid it w @ashleymadison

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@MrITryHard @KnownEpidemic @V3rbal1781 I miss it, shit was fun as hell

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

Anybody down to fit an old man in their backpack?

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

So, Twitter is popular these days?

[Goldy @GoldGloveTV]

@Juicetra Good. HOCKEY SUCKS MY GOD DAMN NUTS

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Canada has specifically banned members of the Westboro Baptist Church from entering the country! The story here --> http://t.co/y9b8mfoO

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

By the way ... All you fucks paying for everything w the American dollar ... Praise Jesus. The Euro blows terrorist dick.

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

Is it possible for multiple bars to run out of booze? I will see #larryblood

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@MrITryHard Both, same time. Threesome. One girl licking the balls while the other is gettin the D ... Right, right? #dreaming

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@Juicetra I had liver replacement surgery ... twice. I'm good now, I've got 3 livers. Surgery was gettin expensive. #larryblood

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@Juicetra wouldn't labia be more appropriate than tits? #anatomy

[Larry Legend @lLarrylLegend]

@Larsfeely the grown man version of course