— BRUXO ！

⠀⠀⠀🪄 ⠀⠀⠀

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📌 — TEMPORARY PINNED — 📌

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@LeafL1zard It’s all right! You don’t need to hug me.

( Lightly hugging them back. )

It’s still very appreciated!!

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

fun fact! look in the mirror

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. . .
one side of me wants to listen to you and the other wants to cause devious acts.

i promise i won’t, hopefully.

[ً @scorchingflsts]

. . . right , got it

uh , just don't do that again ?? thanks -

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

oh—
yes.

my sincerest apologies. i’m used to other pokemon not really caring or just laughing it off whenever i curse.
although, most of them were dark types which over half of the time, just told me to screw off or just laughed at me.

[ً @scorchingflsts]

.
nothing -

it's that you upset sceptile

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@LeafL1zard ( Placing the Sun Stone next to them. )

Here ! You can keep it !
Not like I need it.

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

I am certain individuals .

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

"What’s your type????"

I’m a psychic type. Now stop asking me what’s my type of guy or girl.

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

There are only certain individuals who can know that information.

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

i know this sounds bad I am just thinking about food.

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

oh yea Chunky

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

@LeafL1zard Oh ❗️

( Pulling out a stack of cards from beneath their tongue, swiftly shuffling them before putting them together to resemble a star. )

Aand if I just—

( Lightly licking the cards, somehow turning it into a Sun Stone. )

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

What did I ever do to you, Roasted Bird.

[ً @scorchingflsts]

DO NOT TRY TO GET OUT OF THIS BY SPEAKING A LANGUAGE I DON'T UNDERSTAND

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

／／　Oh. It actually did a pretty decent job, good job google

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

Que tu quieres de mi? Dile a tu jefe que pare mandando ustedes tipos aqui, yo no voy a pagar mis taxes, cabron.

[ً @scorchingflsts]

[ GRABS @lNNERF0CUS ]

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

／／　me writing a tweet in spanish knowing that google translate is gonna fuck something up that completely messes up the joke

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

@LeafL1zard O oh I wasn’t expecting you to actually listen.

Err, ahem.
( Trying their hardest to think of a trick to do. They know A LOT. )

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@LeafL1zard ( standing there awkwardly. )

hheyy uhm. i can do a magic trick if you want. i promise it’ll be cool.

( they’re panicking internally. )

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

@LeafL1zard I’M SORRY.

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

@LeafL1zard LEAF LIZARD TALK PLEASE

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

@Starimyth I’m sorry. I couldn’t quite hear that. Did you say 196.90.278.74?

[— BRUXO ！ @lNNERF0CUS]

What the hell is going on