Luke Black

The man. The myth. The legend.

[Luke Black @l_a_black31]

@ParkQuesters @UniversalORL @CBrune15 Done

[Luke Black @l_a_black31]

@UniversalORL @Brand0nV00rhees This is absolutely the worst decision Universal has ever made in the history of the theme park’s existence

[Luke Black @l_a_black31]

@HorrorNightsORL Cabin in the woods.
‘09 Chucky.
‘09 Saw.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Makes you go, hmmm.
And maybe use your middle finger.

[Luke Black @l_a_black31]

@ptm_whitney We thought you worked all nights until we finally saw someone else tonight 🤣🤣

[Luke Black @l_a_black31]

@lululemon my wife asked for an inch taken off her dresses… and yall literally took them above the liners. I’m speechless. #wtf

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

HOWIE: “They never said you won't get COVID”

RFK JR: “I saw a tape yesterday of them all saying it...Can I play it for you?”

HOWIE: “Wait wait wait…”

[Luke Black @l_a_black31]

@HorrorNightsORL

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

This is the #1 recommended baby formula...WTF

42% corn syrup, 15% soy, 11% safflower oil...

A baby's diet sets the tone for its entire life...this is absolutely criminal

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

Woody Harrelson hosted Saturday Night Live and used his opening monologue to criticize Big Pharma's response to COVID-19:

"The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in their homes, and people can only come out if they take the cartel's drugs and keep taking them over and over."

H/T @Timcast

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Last month, US home buyers needed to make about $107,000 annually, up from about $74,000 a year earlier, to afford a median-priced home, according to Redfin.

That’s an increase of nearly 46%.

[The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 @ColumbiaBugle]

Senator @HawleyMO Grills Facebook Executive And Gets Him To Admit That They Have Coordinated With The Biden Administration To Censor Constitutionally Protected Speech

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

there's something special about running backs with the No.28 😅

[Tony East @TonyREast]

Is IU football the worst 3-0 team of all time? Maybe. Do I care? No, because that second number is a 0.

[Kevin Heintz @AskCoachKev]

2. Vegetable oils

These oils are in EVERYTHING

Peanut butter, frozen foods, breads, chips, protein powder, salad dressings, fake "butter", anything fried...

These are THE #1 thing I search for when reading ingredient labels.

Anything in the red, I put it down immediately.

[Indiana Hoosiers @IUHoosiers]

Friday nights on Kirkwood. ⚪️🔴

[Evan Gerike @EvanGerike]

Football teams in the state of Indiana:

Notre Dame (1-2)
Purdue (1-2)
#iufb (3-0)

[Scott Agness @ScottAgness]

NBA’s Last 2 Minute report says Lakers guard Avery Bradley did foul Chris Duarte at the end of regulation.

Duarte last night: “I thought I was gonna get fouled but they don’t call fouls on rookies I guess.”

https://t.co/2Eqk99Bh3f

[Luke Black @l_a_black31]

8 months and 123 pounds later .. so proud of us @_abbydew_ 🤤🤑

[Luke Black @l_a_black31]

Follow the link to check out this visualization I made over England’s favorite chocolate bar brands! #MakeoverMondayCoursera https://t.co/7vpTLMDLfe