Kevin Lawrence

TV & Movie Watching Professional, Award Winning Beer Drinker, But It's My Amazing Bathroom Etiquette I'm The Most Proud Of

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

@notbuncy That’s my buddy Tex not so patiently waiting for some brisket behind Lloyd.

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

@notbuncy @WayneSundby Jacks bottle shop, Rochester MN. Great selection super knowledgeable staff.

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

@PicturesFoIder Capital!!!

[Kevin Lawrence @kalawrence9]

How bored am I getting with summer break? I just googled the history of mac and cheese.

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Accurate

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@JennArndt They look like plastic tabs you would use to lock a tool kit.

[(•ิ_•ิ) @retsbewm]

@L_A_W_rence No Prime membership, you're directed right into the ditch.

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

Amazon Drivers vehicle breaks down and starts directing traffic.

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

@notbuncy No… no, it’s not.

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

Lately I have been attempting to be less intrusive in peoples lives. It’s not working very well. For example my tweeting about trying to accomplish this.

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

@DuhBurnz Farmery is best paired with a drain.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

🍿 A moose was caught on CCTV wandering into a cinema in Kenai, Alaska and snacking on some popcorn

More videos: https://t.co/8xyWy2cBPY

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@retsbewm @SkyNews That’s so good!

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@christellar I have been meaning to make a brown sugar simple syrup. I’m going to try this.

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@christellar What’s in the syrup?

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

I got an email from Tom Hanks!

Not the one and only, this Tom is high pressure sales for the construction project estimating. Tom really wanted a response, I apologized for giving him the Wilson from castaway treatment.

I’m the only one in my office who finds this funny…

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

HBD! @cenquist I’m celebrating with some vintage Colin pictures. Do you ever reminisce about your brief career in porn?

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

@stefspeaks Not married, just common law.

[Kevin Lawrence @L_A_W_rence]

Just dropped a fire rap battle to help my stepdaughter break up with her boo, spitting bars hotter than a summer fling! 🔥 Time to move from heartbreak to mic breaks, the #RapCounselor has spoken y'all! 🎤💔 #NewBeginnings