Lee Beale

Man City fan
TSM Fan
Pretty boring person really :(

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@Jaack Jordan Pickford, I just think the banter would be insane

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@Sakaextra2 Hargreaves

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@Nyxpip @equine__dentist @HMoonCrab Speedy always laughs at his joke even if he doesn't get it

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@JDXs_ @Nick28T It's 1000% in honour of Haaland as he walked past that's why he smiled and gave a funny look to the camera

[Tessa Blanchard @T3SSABLANCHARD]

Please Please Please stop calling, FaceTiming and texting continuously if I did not give you my number or you don’t know me personally.

& etiquette is to alway ask the person before you share their phone number!!

I hate to even have to say this! Receiving 27 calls, 13 FaceTimes and 12 text messages within an hour goes beyond fandom!! It’s super inappropriate.

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@LarryFishburger I'm a kyr speedy fan and your dynamic with that group has my in hysterical laughter. Even today with your "I'm now pg." I'm glad you get invited and will give you my sub for the comedic value you add. You deserve it, it's also cute how much you obviously love your family

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF]

Hey Raj. I know you’re a huge fan of my work. Granted how can you not be im the best.
So out of respect I’m gonna just have to correct you, without verbally bending you over. Which is hard for me.

We’re up in every single market in the states year over year.

You a journalist or a grifter? I believe in you buddy.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Keir Starmer decided he'd start walking to Parliament everyday, at the same street corner, he would pass a hooker.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

“One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.

"No! Five pounds!" he said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.

She'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back."Five pounds!"

One day, Angela Rayner decided to accompany her boss, and as the couple neared the hooker's corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.

Then, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five pounds, you cheap b*stard!"🤣🤣🤣

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

Hey @grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile doesnt have to be a mutual and don't tag them

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@DoctorBenjy The thing is, you 100% are. Whether or not people like it , You Lollujo Zealand and WTS and the four fathers of FM

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@premierleague Can't be milner he left after Rodri joined, I think it's Raheem sterling
Gerrard - Liverpool
Young - England
Rodri - City

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@DoctorBenjy Danny GRAHAM

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@Jaack KDB

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

I stand with @realKILLERkross his performances on NXT was spectacular then got called up to use a gimp mask. Comes back, and everything he does is incredible promo work facial features and again gets overlooked, again. I feel like he's always got a anchor on his back.

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

Just watched @DMcIntyreWWE on untapped what a genuinely awesome guy and amazing advice. Fantastic perspective on everything. Thank you for doing the show

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@towelthetank Debut on netflix*

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@towelthetank I think this is a better raw than there debut, amazing reaction to Penta

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@mcfc_lads How much do you think they're going to try and get in child support in 9 months time?

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@ChilledChaos I lowkey would've banged out bags of laughter if a random picture of Sp33dy was in there

[Lee Beale @l_beale2]

@FairlightEx starting to think I should chat more if i'm going to spend so much time there