lauren

Girl mom. House head. Spreadsheet and Caesar salad enthusiast. Probably coming to a city near you soon. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer.

[lauren @l_dubs8]

not everything is a conspiracy theory. good lord.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Adolf Titler

[lauren @l_dubs8]

@johnsummit hi yes I’m here to report for duty 🫡

[Eli Brown @Elibrownbeats]

facts

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[lauren @l_dubs8]

why do people like diet coke so much

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

Actually travis kelce was right the first time
It is Alison Wonderland

[lauren @l_dubs8]

@javersteeg I can absolutely get behind this 😂

[lauren @l_dubs8]

I’m judging you if you have your toots out at the airport, and especially if you don’t have TSA precheck. You’re going to put your feet on the floor? Of the airport? Noooope.

[lauren @l_dubs8]

hot take: there’s nothing cute about giving your child a “unique” name that no one can pronounce at first glance. you’re setting them up for a life of corrections and frustration. seems pretty selfish to me.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The guy in green.

He’s trying to take off?

https://t.co/3ZeYEKwhab

[MAU P @realmaup]

here’s a comprehensive list of essentials u need to make sure u bring to EDC and not forget under any circumstances

1. deodorant

[lauren @l_dubs8]

yes, IG and FB are down.

you’re welcome.

[lauren @l_dubs8]

I miss @Griz

[MAU P @realmaup]

crying at the rave with the homies is definitely the move this year

[John Summit @johnsummit]

u know how extremely normal it is to work during the week and drink on the weekends with ur friends? relax muffy

[lauren @l_dubs8]

wearing jeans on an airplane is crazy though. like why

[lauren @l_dubs8]

@natbroome15 stop that 😂

[lauren @l_dubs8]

what a mess