Lechuga

slicker than an oil spill on an iceberg

[Mora @_morapr]

hay mucho de mi que te faltó por conocer

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

👀

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

If we're not blacking out, why did we uber???

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

I get self conscious about my driving when I'm drunk 👉🏼👈🏻😢

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

Have the confidence to keep to yourself 😎

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

Its not bad that people project their expectations of life based on the movies they watched growing up. The bad part is that they pick the worst scenes in those movies

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

@jo5hua427 Do you know no bounds...

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

@jp_rcz You sound more like pap pap every day

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

@jp_rcz Who's there?

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

"It appears like an innocuous illness. Monotony, bordem, death. Millions live like this without knowing it. And then some shock treatment takes place, a person, a book, a song, and it awakens them and saves them from death. Some never awaken."

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

Currently the best way to know what someone else is thinking is to ask them and the best way to let somebody know how you are feeling is to be honest 🙃

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

You should not have all the things that you want, until you've learned how to live properly without them

[Kieran @kieransofar]

police officer: there’s a dead body in your basement

schrödinger: [sighing] well there is now

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

@jp_rcz @_6onzalez You had me at "baby 😩"

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

Dude...holy fuck @GotJulian

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

Dont trust people who dont love themselves but say I love you 🍺😉

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

I dont like to break down the masquerade of a system ppl create for themselves to live in meaningless universe. I fucken love that shit!

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

@_6onzalez Disciple your thoughts papas

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

The first step to self actualization is learning that the things you wonder and fear are wondered and feared by everyone else 🍺

[Lechuga @l_echuga]

So @QuinnXCII tiny desk concert? Is anyone working on that? 👀🔥 @nprmusic