Luke jander

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

QB1, always looking out 😌

RT if you want it!

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Bojangles @Bojangles]

Ok, we’re really doing this. 🎮 Retweet & follow for a chance to win a Big Bo Xbox Series X. (Yes, seriously)

[Houston Astros @astros]

It's so good, we decided to do it again!

RETWEET to win a free @Whataburger burger every week for a year!

#OpeningDayAtHome #ForTheH

[Houston Astros @astros]

Simply the best.

RETWEET to win a free @Whataburger burger every week for a year!

#OpeningDayAtHome #ForTheH

[Netflix @netflix]

prove you're not a robot

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

[lightning’s]

White person: *sets stopwatch*

[thunders]

White person: *stops stopwatch* oh yeah baby, this things close

[Luke jander @l_jander]

Looking for my 4.0

[Luke jander @l_jander]

I know it’s spring now cuz I’m getting sunburned walking to class again

[Luke jander @l_jander]

I went to a wine tasting today and I’ve never felt more like an adult

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Have another 10 signed jerseys for whoever retweets this https://t.co/IuDaVsLkkH #GigEm

[Luke jander @l_jander]

I could eat Asian food for every meal and not be upset

[Luke jander @l_jander]

Professors that don’t round up are the worst

[Luke jander @l_jander]

Why does my dad look like every Bond villain?

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

10/21-DWI w/ BAC >=0.15 (Old Finfeather Rd.): Driver confused about whose car they were driving, but very detailed about drinks consumed.