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[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

I genuinely don’t understand how Jeremy Corbyn could have lost.

He announced his pronouns and everything.
https://t.co/sPu4NNF487

[Lj @l_kanat]

@filipras delfiner?

[Lj @l_kanat]

@AarhusGinger Det er det, vi sårer og bliver såret. Men det er stadig hårdt. Godt du har din søn at nusse på 🤗

[Lj @l_kanat]

@AarhusGinger Der er også en om skilsmisse, måske det kan hjælpe lidt. Jeg er ked af, at du skal igennem det, håber det hjælper med tid❤️

[Charlie King @charlietheking]

This is my favourite festive GDPR gag of Christmas 2018 so far.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You can skip church today. It's just the same old crap.

[Lj @l_kanat]

@Sidsel_Manich @0lspicykeychain 😂😂😂

[Arnold Busck @arnoldbusck]

For udsatte børnefamilier kan det være svært at finde midlerne til en ny skoletaske. Derfor gentager vi sammen med @redbarnetdk sidste års succes og indsamler brugte skoletasker til glæde for udsatte børn #godskolestart #barntilbarn 🎒♻❤
Læs mere her: https://t.co/zPKd9HylZg

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I’m deeply sorry for the racist, sexist and homophobic things I wrote when I was younger.

[Izabella Kaminska @izakaminska]

There are 87,146 thought leaders on LinkedIn. Just saying.

[Lj @l_kanat]

@MrJokinen @TheTweetOfGod Cute little hippie

[Lj @l_kanat]

@MrJokinen @TheTweetOfGod He died for you, that should be plenty. Now repent for life

[Lj @l_kanat]

@MrJokinen @TheTweetOfGod He doesn’t forgive you I guess?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jesus regrets dying for any of you.

[Khaterah Parwani @khaterahparwani]

Ja det gør så! Hundredeoghalvtredsfuckingkroner?!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

After I retire, I want to move to Vermont and confuse visitors by opening a “Bed OR Breakfast.”

[Kristian Westfall @KristianWestfal]

Kommission: Vi vil gerne se jeres mails, tak
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#dkpol