Mayra Lara

[? @offprozac]

just realized it won’t matter in a year

[misa! @misak1nz]

i sentence you to joy

[hol up? @whatevasfree]

Elbow talking to Wemby like the green goblin mask

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me listening to my besties 9 minutes voice message and trying to remember all the points I have to respond to

[misa! @misak1nz]

life’s too short to keep postponing joy until everything is perfect. i’m choosing joy in the middle of the mess

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

KD’s phone talking to him right now like the green goblin mask

[✧ @aesttics]

saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Like a moth to a flame

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

paid $7 for this strawberry matcha but it's really good so I've learned the wrong lesson from this experience

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...

okaycanyouseeit?

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

me adding "but idk" after giving advice in case it fails

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[a🇫🇷 @paniniboy7]

Made a ‘67’ joke to my 9-year old niece and she replied ‘that’s SO last year’💔