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apes together strong | the dark dementus

[liam 🇦🇺 @l_ptrck]

and now for 2026

[liam 🇦🇺 @l_ptrck]

2025 time y'all

[Emma @WhatTheForkAVFC]

If they were ready for football culture they’d have responded with something about Prince Andrew. That would have been funny.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

At this point English speaking twitter is a waste of time 😭😭😭

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

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Utter woke nonsense

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

how much trouble would we have been spared if marx had said 'factories and shit' instead of 'private property'

[Daps @bigdaps]

My favourite…

[Black Archie Character @ppppp1245688]

Some of you just don't like structure and expectations. That's all this is. Because being asked to be on time happens beyond the workplace. Your friends and family wanting you to see them at a certain time isn't them being your boss. And I'm saying this as a late person myself.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

[average cbt enjoyer when i'm 2 hours late to meet them at the pub]: he probably has adhd. that he managed to overcome his executive function and time blindness enough to even show up at all is a sign he cares. should be grateful

[me]: i'm da king of da playing football manager

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Senegal v Iraq is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries rely on two great rivers to help sustain cultivation and life through harsh, arid landscapes.

Senegal by the Senegal and Gambia rivers; Iraq by the Tigris and Euphrates (aka the Fertile Crescent).

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Monjula Ray 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥥 @queerBengali]

You can pretend all day long that Chronically late people are not liars but they are.

I’ll see you at a restaurant at 2. Then not leaving the house until 2, is an act of dishonesty.

This is not theoretical. We know these people in real life, and we know their impact on us.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

he's right!!! more fun! sexier!

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

where's that tweet "i'm not asking if they've fucked, of course they've fucked! i'm asking if you think they've *kissed*"

[Nes 🎨 @feydemon]

guy who thinks tigers are real:

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

lots of good clean fun with england and scotland fans winding each other up as per usual but i think we do need to call a meeting because the americans appear to think that they’re allowed to join in and we can’t afford to set that precedent

[Cleaver's Henchdwarf @cowgirl_bebop]

You don’t have to come. If you don’t want to commit to a certain time then just don’t agree to show up. You aren’t a victim because you are expected to do the thing you freely and voluntarily said you were going to do! If it’s so inconvenient for you then stay home.

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. An account with 1.7 million followers straight-up stealing my content.

[ria ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @AQUAKTTY]

the thing that’s irritating about the time blindness convo is that no one is saying that time blindness isn’t a real, valid symptom of ADHD. they’re saying there are real, useful solutions to being late everywhere. there just is. that doesn’t undermine the struggle tho

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

A common joke among Parisians is that the best view of Paris is from the Montparnasse Tower — because it's the only place in Paris where you can't see the Montparnasse Tower...

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

“Is lateness a moral failure?” Let’s ask Abraham Lincoln, OH THAT’S RIGHT, WE CAN’T because John Wilkes Booth was ON TIME to assassinate him