Me: Organizes & works bake sales to raise $ for nonprofits, loves getting to meet everyone who comes to buy goodies
Also me: Doesn’t respond to any texts for 24–48 hours after, sleeps 11 hours that night
Nothing like having your bag destroyed by @SouthwestAir to then have the costs of individual items—including the bag itself, which I pulled up on the site it was purchased on—disputed by Southwest associates at baggage claim.
My body really said, We’re gonna wake up at 2:30 a.m. & not go back to sleep as if you were going for a holiday-week pastry shift even though I no longer have to DOOOOO THAAAAT whyyyyy
Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick
The Search Of Shame
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