jacob

world's #1 phone call enthusiast

he/him

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

Cat sitting and the devil myself has entered this cat's body.

[ageo @longageo]

reading about Orpheus and Eurydice but stopping 2/3 in: wow. love does conquer all

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

I am so addicted to Crossplay. I think it is stealing my stole like Tom Riddle. One word at a time.

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

Every time someone in this office laughs, it is because of something I did or said that was so perfect and funny and not embarrassing at all.

[mellie @uhbucky]

huge day for ilya rozanov

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

DORIT SAID HUNKY DORY

[correlation @nosyone4]

she is an ARTIST omg i have never seen someone have so much fun during what turned out to be a gold medal skate

[geo 🏒 is hollanovpilled @bambishane_]

"yeah, not so gay you can't fuck rose landry."

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

I wish

[normal guy saying normal things @ya0izzz]

mondays am i right folk

[⭑ eddie / mar ⭑ @sendingpstcrds]

"you only watch hockey because you want to fuck the players" no its because i want the players to fuck each other. checkmate liberals.

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

"Not so gay you can't fuck Rose Landry," is sooooo

[📼 @bellyconnie]

hudson williams heated rivalry edit

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

🫶🏻

[👩🏾‍💻 @pinkstape]

he gets so gay off that 70s disco

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

Real tops know to ask

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

@hudsbians Girl, this isn't gay. This is just fun.

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

Touching tips.

[anita (taylor's version) @xraiinberry]

hudcon reunion davanti ai miei occhi non te lo puoi inventare

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

Last night I realized

[Nikki 🪩 @harrysblackcoat]

Aperture did in fact give me the same feeling as watching the heated rivalry club scene

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

How are we supposed to do anything at all? As if it's even close to okay or normal?

[jacob @realmsofmen666]

This season of Traitors is finally IT, Baby.