Lorann Schindler

Artist.
•Photographer.
•Makeup Artist.
•Coffee enthusiast.
•Painter.
•Literate&stylish🎶
•DFW📍
•Obsessed with #puppyeltonjohn.

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

@wishful_thinkr I've always got a bed for you!!

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

@maddison_black Ohh I'm maddison i cut out all context when i post a tweet

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

Count your days, @StreamOnMax! Removing seasons 48 and 49 of @sesamestreet ?!?! My dog is not going to be happy about this!! What is he supposed to watch when i peave the house now???

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

Well 🤷‍♀️

[Maddison @maddison_black]

“Sir, why are you a Christian on Snapchat? That seems sinful.” -@l_schin

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

I don't know what it says about me when i recognize a dog on bumble, but don't know the guy. All i know is, sir, that is not your dog. I never forget a dog i meet.

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

I was taught history by a JV assistant defensive line coach in the texas public education system. i have never thought about the roman empire...i don't even know what that is!

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

They all sure do throw up a lot on Breaking Bad

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

I have had 15 spam calls in the last 4 days now, all from different phone numbers. Which one of my enemies gave my number out to telemarketers??

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

@wishful_thinkr Keep me updated and let me know how you're feeling!!

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

@wishful_thinkr Ohhh, yeahhh, getting to that venue is hell. I should have told you that. There is no way to get close to the venue without walking at least a half mile

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

The relief and excitement i feel when my instacart shopper is a woman!! 👏👏👏

[audrey @saint_audrey]

these are the vibes me & my girls are guaranteed to bring to the function

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

"I don't want to calm down! I want to play games and party!!!!" - my 4 year old niece 💀

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

Netflix and chill? Nah, we're going to listen to Jason Isbell and cry.

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

I only have cool friends! So stoked about this for @wishful_thinkr ❤️❤️

[Melissa @wishful_thinkr]

Let me be happy real quick.Something I made is hanging in the Punk Rock Museum in Vegas along w Adam’s mic. I haven’t been to see it yet,was asked about it so I knew it could happen but actually seeing it hanging there next to the mic? Makes me so freaking happy. ❤️ TY, TBS ❤️

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

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[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

Why is traffic so heavy on the highway today?? Is everyone traveling out of town for Pride?? And why wasn't i invited? ALLY

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

And we can't act like we don't all feel/think this way. I know people don't care how I'm really doing, they're just nosy and waiting to see when i finally have a massive menty b

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

People really have the audacity to disappear off the internet and then pop back up with a whole ass new last name. I am a nosy girlie. I need to know everything.

[Lorann Schindler @l_schin]

Do i care about their general well-being or day to day life? Nah. But i need to know how we went from married name, to madain name, to a new married name. Okay? Okay.