*:✧lainey

[ree @rreenaissance]

the kids today aren’t getting summer break packets and that’s the problem!

[remx @biigrem]

They on tv talking about some turn your ACs off for a little while so we don’t black out.. turn off Times Square first bitch..

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

job applications are so stupid. "what's ur desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question

[Hoops @Hoopss]

how it feels searching & applying for jobs

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

subtweeting my kid and husband >

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Your 80’s and 90’s are for being a senator

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Fuck ICE.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Kristi Noem.
Fuck JD Vance.
Fuck Stephen Miller.
Fuck Karoline Leavitt.

And fuck every single human being who voted for this.

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

One thing about God is He will bless you in front of the people that doubted you, overlooked you, and counted you out ,not for attention, but to show that HIS hand has always been on you.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so valid

[chud bastard @chudbastard]

HAS IT EVER ONCE CLOCKED TO YOU THAT I’M STANDING ON BUSINESS

[PEPPERS @WHITEH0TPEPPERS]

?????

[T. @QueenTaige]

They denied that request huh?

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

82 Million American Men Buy OnlyFans.

It’s Pro Capitalism until it’s Women Capitalizing. gtfo.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Weekends are for having fun”

me:

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

That time when Norway had a butter shortage crisis around Christmas

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

why did he depict himself as a trad wife