I was telling my coworker how a jacket I wanted to buy at the mall was too big so I’d have to get an XS instead of a S and how happy I was and she said “yea, those run big” like damn Instantly denied to the skinny girl club 😭
My dining room has turned into “throw all boxes we’re too lazy to break down” room and I’m dreading it, there’s a fucking tv box taller than me in there 😭
I raised my haunter from level 6 to lvl 50. He was my pride and joy, I traded with Derek so they can evolve into gengars and I miss him every day… it’s not the same I want MY haunter back…
There’s a wasp keeping me hostage in my apartment I’m doing laundry and tried to take out the trash and it tried to sting me but got my big ass Mexican blanket instead 😭 I think a nest is under our stairs
I’ve been watching all the conjuring universe movies like everyday little by little and they’re actually scaring me more than they used to. Every little glare from my glasses has given me a mini heart attack I’m constantly on edge lmao.
The amount of times I’ve had people tell me that I’m ACTUALLY a cool person to talk to after we have a lil deep conversation like IM SORRY?? You didn’t think I was cool before??? 😔
I hate being on someone’s close friends on IG like if ur ganna have me on there post some juicy shit like you topless on the beach this summer idc about ur horribly wrapped blunt u don’t want ur fam to see!!!!!
Idk if yall still remember my neighbor who marked his territory by pissing, facing me while I was smoking on the roof like I always do (I assume to make me stop) and I did lmao. Well, he died.