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[Babycakes🌹❤️ @impeccable_scar]

Wedding with less than 50 guest in attendance>>>>>> 💍💍👰🤵‍♀️🥰

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I find it endlessly amusing when men expect a level of domestic labour from me that I don't even do for myself. If I haven't built my own life around cooking every single day, what exactly makes you think you'll be the exception?

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The captain of Iran’s National Team, Mehdi Taremi, calls out FIFA and the U.S.:

“This is a disaster World Cup. We can’t stay in the country and have to travel every time we play without any recovery. Now we can’t stay in Seattle and have to return to Tijuana. This is not fair.”

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatter]

A FIFA World Cup host country must guarantee two fundamental principles: the safety of the country — and the unrestricted entry of all qualified teams, officials and referees. The case of referee Omar Artan from Somalia is against one of these obligations. FIFA must never compromise the universality of football. #Fifa #Somalia #GianniInfantino #CAF #OmarAtan #DonaldTrump

[Mr. Husband @NamedInstigator]

Low IQ lies

SA enjoys position of hegemony in Africa.

Go yo any supermarket in Botswana, Lesotho, Eswatini, Namibia etc you will find SA products. Within those countries are SA supermarket chains, restaurant franchises, SA manufactured motor vehicles, SA banks, insurance companies. Within the CMA the rand is in circulation which creates more demand for he currency maintaining its strength.

Shoprite supplies Africa with SA produce
SA products sold in Africa create more SA jobs
SA trucks transport food to African countries and benefit SA trucking companies
To produce all these goods and services SA companies hire more people
MTN, Nedbank, FNB, Pick N Pay, Spar, Standard Bank, Old Mutual make billions each year from regional branches. SA based head offices hire more South Africans, pay better salaries pay bigger bonuses because of profits extracted from the continent.

[zaraé.ng @xahrasidi]

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[Nkosikhona Malinga-Mnisi @MnisiNkosikhona]

Day made🤣 #MadlangaCommission

Cred: SABC News

[ZORO @_brinxinx]

Marriage is definitely not for the weak😂😂 here are some funny reality shocks after getting married that will definitely make you laugh😂😂

A thread

[Johnson Taiwo 🇬🇧 @Johnsontaiwo_]

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[𝓁𝒾𝓁𝓎. @iridescelily]

for our masteral divas✨️ keep going!!

[Zintoh Mhlanga @MediaZaban865]

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie once pointed out how society dictates to a woman: You can be successful, but not too successful. It’s the same script we’re seeing now, people trying to dictate how much angry we can be about crime, corruption and capture. But don't be too angry, they imply.

We must protest, but softly. We must raise our voices, but not too loud. We must demand justice, but politely, gently, cautiously…

No.

If MP James @DereleenJ is already “too angry” for their comfort, then they haven’t met the rest of us. We are the anger they fear, the outrage they want to regulate, the voice they’ll never silence because we are DONE with crime being normalised, DONE with those who think criminals deserve tenderness and gentleness while the public absorbs the trauma.

They think @ActionSA MP Dereleen is too much? We are the anger they cannot contain in that Parliament.

Klaar.

#AdHocCommittee #CatMatlala #MadlangaCommission

[cthulhucachoo @Cthulhucachoo]

Bully who tore up party invite in front of entire class asks if their mom can drop them off at your house quickly so they can get a goodie bag

[Mthombeni ka Ntusi @EbonyNgema]

It is not even 9am, and he's already called 7 times. Akazi nanokuthi usuke ethini🤣🤣. I am glad he's suffering as much as I am.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

If you are below 25 years old and feel you are very intelligent, take all these courses and write the certification exams. You will never be poor again.

Financial Risk Management (FRM)
Sustainability and Climate Risk (SCR)
Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA)

The exams might be quite expensive because of the current FX rate but take loan to write the exams. It will be worth the risk.

Your field of study in the university doesn't really matter!

[Imitikayifani📈 @Kunenemuzicharl]

I started with E1000, my first business loan was E6500 from eswatini bank, from there they funded my business gradually, my last loan with them was E250k, I didn't have security. All banks had refused to finance me. Business is a journey, if you want quick cash go look for a job

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I don’t think you’ve found your person until you meet someone who will take care of things on your behalf, when you’re unable to or just because. Without question or hesitation. Because they want to see you win in life & care about you. The ones who will move mountains for you.

[Maira @maira4yo]

I'm sorry I am a traditional woman when it comes to certain things... I firmly believe that a man is supposed to chase the woman, court her, spoil her, love her more..
Anything outside of that is weird

[Maryerm🫧 @mie_maryerm]

independent women DO submit to men. You just have to actually be a MAN

[himmy neutron. @kaggiso]

shout out 😭😭 — we will make osimhen the mayor of hillbrow.

[TINK ❤️ @Vvtnk8]

@moflavadj Now let’s start the agenda of bringing Drake 😭😭for 3 nights